(click on image to enlarge)Last night my other half and I watched the movie "Precious." Whenever the social worker (pictures in the middle) came up, I said, "She looks like Mariah Carey!" My wife contested, "No, she looks like Bjoerk." Soon she said, "How much do you bet?"
I offered her 50 massages if the actress should actually turn out to have been Bjoerk, and would have been content with 10 massages, should she turn out to be Mariah Carey.
Sure enough, in the credits the name "Mariah Carey" turned up, not "Bjoerk."
My beloved, however, contends that I did not win the bet (obviously on the grounds that Mariah Carey looks more like Bjoerk than Mariah Carey).
Citizens of the universe: You decide! Am I the one whose perception of reality is distorted?
Help this desperate man to preserve his sanity. Your vote can save a life today!
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